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April 23, 2007

'Bimbo Eruption': Sheryl Crow On Saving Paper -'Stop Wiping'

sheryl_laurie.jpgHalf-assed, dumb-assed, dingbat singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment:

" "I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

One might as well simply stop wiping and wiggle one's arse. No wonder Rove didn't want Crow to touch him.

And as though the single sheet of toilet paper idea wasn't bizarre enough, the ditsy bimbo posted on her website other plans for saving the environment - not using paper napkins:

"I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a 'dining sleeve.' The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another 'dining sleeve,' after usage," she explained in the increasingly bizarre posting.
You really can't make this stuff up. This is big time comedy.

Gene Byrd at The National Ledger on what has now turned into a global warming comedy tour, writes:

Bill Clinton had his bimbo eruptions. Now global warming has its own. Singer Sheryl Crow and "Inconvenient Truth" producer and Seinfeld co-creator Larry David's wife Laurie David are busy on what has now turned into a comedy tour by traveling the planet to help us all understand that the earth is heating, and it is all our fault and if we don't act now we are all doomed. Let's call them the global warming bimbo eruption.

Laurie and Sheryl heated up the White House Correspondents' Association dinner, sporting lots of jewelry and plenty of cleavage. And for those that believe that bubble-headed Hollywood types don't have ideas - these gals have plenty of ways that you can change your lifestyle to save their planet. And it is comedy gold.

Also, Dan and Jules have more rants, with additional links, about the "bony-assed skank cleaned up by the music biz" that can halfway sing," who thinks she has something important to say about the environment. Good lord, what's with these Hollywood types, anyway? Al "I invented the Internet" Gore fits right in with these idiots.

Cross posted from Hyscience

Posted by Richard at April 23, 2007 12:40 PM

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