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April 23, 2007
'Bimbo Eruption': Sheryl Crow On Saving Paper -'Stop Wiping'
Half-assed, dumb-assed, dingbat singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment:
" "I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.One might as well simply stop wiping and wiggle one's arse. No wonder Rove didn't want Crow to touch him."Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
And as though the single sheet of toilet paper idea wasn't bizarre enough, the ditsy bimbo posted on her website other plans for saving the environment - not using paper napkins:
"I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a 'dining sleeve.' The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another 'dining sleeve,' after usage," she explained in the increasingly bizarre posting.You really can't make this stuff up. This is big time comedy.
Gene Byrd at The National Ledger on what has now turned into a global warming comedy tour, writes:
Bill Clinton had his bimbo eruptions. Now global warming has its own. Singer Sheryl Crow and "Inconvenient Truth" producer and Seinfeld co-creator Larry David's wife Laurie David are busy on what has now turned into a comedy tour by traveling the planet to help us all understand that the earth is heating, and it is all our fault and if we don't act now we are all doomed. Let's call them the global warming bimbo eruption.Also, Dan and Jules have more rants, with additional links, about the "bony-assed skank cleaned up by the music biz" that can halfway sing," who thinks she has something important to say about the environment. Good lord, what's with these Hollywood types, anyway? Al "I invented the Internet" Gore fits right in with these idiots.Laurie and Sheryl heated up the White House Correspondents' Association dinner, sporting lots of jewelry and plenty of cleavage. And for those that believe that bubble-headed Hollywood types don't have ideas - these gals have plenty of ways that you can change your lifestyle to save their planet. And it is comedy gold.
Cross posted from Hyscience
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Posted by Richard at April 23, 2007 12:40 PM
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At least she's trying. It's a great idea to try and use less toilet paper and paper napkins. They use up a lot of our waste. Her ideas to solve might not be the best solution, but who's stupider: someone who tries to help or someone who laughs at people who actually care? I'd have to say the author is the "Half-assed, dumb-assed, dingbat " in this story:)
Posted by: Alexandra at July 8, 2007 2:08 PM
As the author of the story, I can honestly say that I've been called worse. However, the little matter of practicality and the not-so-little matter of the' non-issue of global warming made an issue by the globalization agenda' needs to be taken into account.
Nonetheless, we're always glad to have Alexandra stop by here and vent.
Posted by: Richard at July 8, 2007 6:42 PM
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