At Hyscience we strive to be objective and factual about the issues, in order to better support with facts and reasoning our conservative positions. It is our policy to generally abstain from Ad Hominem attacks (unless we are dealing with Horowitz), from gratuitous character assassination, and from unwarranted libelous incrimination when there is no factual evidence to support such accusations, other than ideology.

Having said that, and apologizing beforehand for having in the past arm-wrestled Hyscience policy at times, when in my proud Hispanic ardor (as in from Spain, not from Mexico or a Banana Republic), and wishing to emulate that great English Satirist of the past - Jonathan Swift, as a Cuban Satirist' I have many times stretched Hyscience policy, to accommodate my satirical bravado; yet, Hyscience and I have always abstained from joking about such serious and consequential matters, and belittling our opponents on account of race or ethnicity, but because of their deeds and actions.

But, being of Spanish ancestry, and proud of it. Knowing the Castillian language full well. When I came upon this joke, I found it hilarious, even though racist and offensive to Michelle Obama, if for no other reason, for the genuine Spanish mannerisms attributed to the Spanish diplomat in the joke. But then, anyway, I am the incorrigible Althor...so what the hell! LOL! Here it goes:

On the occasion of Michelle Obama's recent profligate sojourn, vacationing extravagantly and hobnobbing with Royalty and Gentrywith her retinue in Marbella, Spain, a Spanish diplomat who was present was asked by one of the members of the Obama-lapping American Main Stream Media that adoringly followed each and every one of her moves, about what did he think of our American First Lady.

The diplomat replied with that inimitable Spanish aplomb and flair: "Â ¡Hombre, verdaderamente, es una Mona Lisa!"

The flattered American reporter remarked to this: "Oh, so you verily believe her to be like Da Vinci's Masterpiece?"

The bemused Spanish diplomat retorted with a snort: "Â ¡No hombre, como va a ser! Â ¿Que obra de Da Vinci ni un carajo? Â ¡Lo que dije es que, verdaderamente, es una mona lisa!" Translation: "What Da Vinci Masterpiece? What I said was, that she truly is a flat-chested she-ape!"

I am sure that in this politically correct world of ours, I will be called an outright racist - Eric Holder, who turns a blind eye to voter intimidation when it comes to Black Panthers wielding intimidating batons at voting polls, who threaten whites wherever they may come from (I am white, Catholic - there goes the WASP argument - of Hispanic descent, and from Cuba), who threaten to kill our children because of the paler color of their skins, and not having mops on their heads, like they naturally do (Imus was right on that one, who got in trouble for being humorously candid, and lost his job) Mexican illegal aliens, and agents of the Mexican Drug Cartels are afforded immunity and run rampant in our southern border! Holder will prosecute Arizona for following the Federal Immigration guidelines, and Sherif Joe Arpagio for enforcing existing law, while defending the alien invaders who are swarming us and breaking our laws? Is this "Blind Justice" or is this Erick Holder, a black man, feeling entitled by the unequalable support of the present president of the United States, to rape non-seeing, balance-wielding, Justice...just because he's black, and feels like it; even as he makes a mockery of our Justice Department, stonewalls Congress, and sticks his middle finger in our collective faces, even as he follows Obama's and his Marxist, racially biased, agenda! If in these supposedly "free" United States of America, the liberals and Attorney General Holder can get away with their anti-white prejudice with impunity... the memory of my Visigoth, conqueror, Fathers compels me to spit in their faces, and in that of Michelle Obama! That poor, downtrodden, Chicago "Elite negress", who hated this nationa and was never proud of her country until the husband she married for convenience and Marxist politics and not love - Harvard graduated Barry, now Barack Obama, who through "Affirmative Action" and thanks to the care of his "White Devil" grandparents (who taught him how to speak proper English and not in "Ebonics", while his White Trash mother abandoned him... to go whoring about the world panting after other exotic primates to mate with) was able to graduate form Harvard (which has become but a very expensive politically correct Marxist joke) at public expense, to be later elected president of these United States (United Joke of America?)

Michelle Obama has said, that if her husband is defeated in November, all she wants to do, is to move out of the White House and never look back... (the ungrateful bitch at taxpayer expense). So be it! And may the American people kick her and her husband's arse out of the White House, and back to the "East Side" of Chicago - that is, "Moving on up", like the Jeffersons, and out of our lives for good! To be again neighbors of the racial hatred of Reverends Farrah Kahn and Wright, and inmates of Tony Rezko and former Illinois Governor Blagojevich! Good Riddance!

Like that Spaniard diplomat later explained: "La mona, aunque se vista de sedas, mona se queda" - "The she-ape though, dressed is silks, she-ape remains". I am sure that is the personal assesment of the Spanish Monarchs, who were forced by protocol to entertain Michelle a "First Lady"...of what? "Planet of the Apes"? We Spaniards found far more civilized and better, in the jungles of Borneo, the Amazon, and the northern shores of Taiwan...

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