Aggregator • Hyscience • ID=78028
if we're going to talk about how Mitt Romney treated dogs decades ago, let's talk about how Barack Obama treated dogs decades ago:
"With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share."
Given Obama's proclivity to eat dogs, one can surely understand why the latest polls clearly show dogs are 5:1 in favor of Mitt in 2012!
Updates (via The Daily Caller):
Libs think Romney acted jerky with a dog. Whereas Obama was fond of dog jerky. But hey, like they say: If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. If you want a dog in Washington, keep it away from Obama. Oh, and:
a do when his dog gets stuck?
A: Grabs a toothpick.
Q: What does Obama do when his dog gets stuck?
A: Grabs a toothpick.More Obama bites dog updates here.