Aggregator • Dr. Sanity • ID=77430
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THE O-SPANGLED BANNER
[**With deepest apologies to Francis Scott Key for mutilating his fine poem and our National Anthem**]
O-BAMA is seen by the dawn's early light
Looking proud and aloof at our country's last gleaming
Those broad stripes; his bright face-- thru congressional fights,
O'er healthcare and 'rights' from utopians' dreaming
Though Republicans glare; the entire affair
Does not have a chance of a Constitutional prayer.
Oh, say does that O-spangled banner preside,
O'er the land of free stuff, and the home of free ride!
Oh! thus be it ever, when Enlightened shall bow
To kings and religions who our destruction have vowed.
With worship and awe , may this imperfect land
Praise the leader that hath made us one nation of many.
Then retreat, yes we must, since our cause is not just,
And this be our motto: "In Obama we trust."
'Tis the O-spangled banner! With His face firmly set,
O'er the land of free stuff, and soaring national debt! ... more